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Packages
Whether you're keeping it wedding-lite or going all out, there's a package to make everyone's special day just right. With a perfectly unique ceremony tailored to your own love story in every bundle, it's up to you to decide the who's, the what's and the why's!
Not only am I an outspoken wordsmith with a licence to wed, I'm a mistress of the microphone and am more than happy to step in the role of MC or hop on the decks to get your bestie and/or grandma carving it up on the dancefloor until final drinks!
Your wedding, your way!
You've gathered your loved ones, you've put on the 'fits. Love is in the air and we want to meet it with flair. This is the full-service ceremony package to bring your spotlight moment to life. We'll go deep and explore all of the ways we can make your day uniquely YOU.
The package includes:
A spicy little Commonwealth-Authorised Marriage Celebrant to perform your ceremony and make you official (aka, me)
Unlimited guest count (bonus points if I'm celebrating you to a packed out MCG)
2 x IRL/Zoom meet-ups in the lead up to your nups
Unlimited phone & email chats
Fully customised wedding ceremony where *nearly* nothing is out of the question!
Basic review of personal vows
Unlimited ceremony revisions to ensure it's exactly what you want
All formal paperwork and administration completed and taken care of
A keepsake Certificate of Marriage and legal marriage certificate (sent by BDM up to 6 weeks after your ceremony)
Microphone & PA hire (outdoors & indoors)
Management of ceremonial music, pre-ceremony and up to 30 minutes of post-ceremony mingling tunes
Quirky local vendor recommendations and introductions
$1750
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The Whole She-Bang!
The multi-talented mistress of mayhem, at your service.
Not only can I wed you and your betrothed, turns out I have a few more tricks up my sleeve. If you're looking for a one-stop solution to everything wedding entertainment, look no further! I can wed, I can yap, I can make things run like a well-oiled machine, and I can make you DANCE. And guess what, for an add-on, I can also sing. If you're looking for the (less hectic) Liza Minelli of weddings, you've found your gal.
The package includes:
Everything from "The Hitch Sitch" package
MC Services to cover everything from your cocktail hour to your first dance
Assistance for "friend-cees" (if you want to get your mates involved, I am there every step of the way)
Run-sheet consultation (you bring me what you've worked on with your venue coordinator or what you have in mind)
DJ booth, sound and lighting equipment
Playlist collaboration
DJ services up to 4 hours with hard finish at 11:30pm with bump out completed by 12am (additional fees apply if extra time is requested).
This package maxes out at 9 hours.
$3600
The Quickie
Just you, me and the ✨the law✨
We're talking courthouse, Vegas-style hitchings with a flair. You BYO lover and witnesses and I file the paperwork.
This package is what we in the biz call "bare bones" - you'll say the legal requirements, sign some paperwork, clink a glass of bubbles and bibbity-bop, you're married! No script, no storytelling, just efficiency.
The package includes:
No guests, just you two, me and your two chosen witnesses
All legal paperwork and administration signed, sealed and delivered by yours truly
A keepsake Marriage Certificate and your legal wedding certificate (mailed out by Births, Deaths & Marriages approx 4-6 weeks after your ceremony)
One pre-ceremony meeting to sign your Notice of Intended Marriage
A keepsake (or not!) personalised bottle of celebratory bubbles
$750
The Mini Hitch
Elevated elopement for low key lovers
A proper ceremony (not just legals) full of stories, vows, tears, laughs, but on the small scale. Ideal for couples who want to keep things super low key, know what they want, and just want someone to tell their story the way they would.
The package includes:
Up to 20 guests
Fully personalised ceremony up to 15 minutes (with one unity ritual eg. ring exchange)
2 x IRL/Zoom meet-ups in the lead up to your nups
All formal paperwork and administration completed and taken care of
A keepsake Certificate of Marriage and legal marriage certificate (sent by BDM up to 6 weeks after your ceremony)
Quirky local vendor recommendations and introductions